Closet-Crush

A person someone would never admit to having a crush on because of how much of a weird loser they are

Guy 1: “Oh what about Maddie?”
Guy 2: “Oh her naw she’s way to weird. But she’s hot enough to be my Closet-Crush.”

by xXxAngelCakexXx January 17, 2023

camp crush

a crush that you have on someone who you only see at a camp/retreat, that you will never see again (met like out of town, at a camp, etc.), only like because of certain predicaments (i.e. put in the same group multiple times, sleeping within close proximity for more than one night, etc..), or only having a crush on them for a short amount of time (because of other listed reasons).

laeryd: i kinda have a crush on a guy from my church retreat

emma: how ?? you're taken girl
laeryd: it's a camp crush, the next time i see him is in august
emma: ohhh i get it
laeryd: let me have my taken hot girl summer without any hate

by so dool June 11, 2023

Crush 40

A rock band that makes Kick-Ass action songs for Sonic games in the Adventure and Boost era of Sonic games.

Did you Hear Crush 40's New song, Green Light Go? It's so kick-ass! - Sonic Fan

by MDawg1491 June 29, 2023

crushed starfish

the anus, bunghole

yo, I had my thumb rubbin' on her crushed starfish.

by Lemur47 October 20, 2003

armpit crush

A strong urge to orally pleasure someone's armpit.

Dude had a serious armpit crush on her.

by BadRonald January 30, 2016

slavery crush

When you like someone but they’re already in a relationship

“I’ve got a thing for Mark” “Isn’t he with Emily?” “Yeah I got a slavery crush”

by Ashblackpowder October 15, 2019

high crush

you know that one person who in a normal situation isn’t attractive at all and you want nothing to do with them and then you smoke a dubee and suddenly they’re really attractive and you have a weird sexual desire for them? that’s your high crush

friend 1: bruh should i send nudes to tj?
friend 2: omg no you know you only like him when you’re high

friend 1: i guess you could say he’s my high crush

by fuckalight March 2, 2019