Jack Clift is a bronsexual often times found in the “BBW” section of pornhub. He has a nice, velumptious ass, and wears the same god damn outfit every fucking day. It’s honestly kinda disgusting. He can also be found sitting in the corner of his room with his pants off watching the recent Lakers highlights staring at Lebron James. (hence bronsexual) He watches anime and listens to lil uzi verts “20min” while beating his dick to “Lebron James fucks the shit out of Jayson taytum. (Hentai HD)” honestly tho I’d still fuck tho, and I spend most of my time reminiscing about him. Once you catch a glimpse, you will not be able to get him out of your head. You begin to want him, no. Crave him. Jack is wonderful. Royal knight of heaven, prince of hell. The benevolent. The worthy. Jack is good. Jack is god. Jack is life.
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