California

California is like the popular kid but as a state. All it does is throw party’s and start fires but it will never amount to anything. It has a new drug problem each year. One year it’s marijuana, and the next year it’s vape

Friend 1: Yo you wanna go to California dude!

Friend 2: No I don’t feel like dying of a trig overdose while on fire.

by Moldybigdaddy February 2, 2021

California

A fireplace that provides heat and forest fires to all in the summer. Though it is the home to America's first national park, and is a good tourist state, it's forest fires are devastating.

Joe: I'm going to California this summer!
Theo: You mean that fireplace?

by Iamthebanananananana February 4, 2021

Calie

Any girl named calie is a beast. She never gives up. She is outgoing and fistey.

Oop there she goes again that rascal calie

by Caliecolision April 30, 2021

Calittus

A disease of shitty internet

Person1: Why is that guy lagging so bad?
Person2: He probably has Calittus.

by SomeCal May 14, 2021

Calil

The BEST of the best.

Calil is so Calil

by cardinalking May 20, 2021

calistus

A brave young man ,with a cute smile

And quite smart . Also cool around ladies

It's always cool being with Calistus

by Jaxton ling July 10, 2021

Calixo

A famous roblox YouTuber that is in luv with spicy chips (idk much about him so ye xd)

Calixo

by CallieTheDumbIdoit July 23, 2021