anal bus

An anal bus is a means of travel for persons inspecting a rectal area. It can be via penis, dildo, fist or vegetable.

Don't eat that carrot. It has been used as an anal bus.

by Dave Raz May 2, 2006

parkin' the beef bus in tuna town

Made famous by Jimmy Pop of The Bloodhound Gang in the song "A Lap Dance is so Much Better When the Stripper is Crying", it essentially means the cock entering the vaginga.

"So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean."

by Ian Schultz September 23, 2007

The bus

a girl who's pussy has continuously been fucked the living daylights out off. The term "bus" is used to represent old school buses that have had stains, burns, tape, and beat up insides. We've all been in school buses and you know how used they've been.

"Yo wassup. so i heard u got on "the bus" the other day how was it?"

"Man that chick is a BUS, everyones been there"

by zezeze April 2, 2010

I fucked on the Magic School Bus

Something said by seniors to underclassmen (generally freshmen) to intimidate and frighten them. 100% effective.

Patrick (senior): Dude, check this out.

(freshman walks by)

Patrick: I FUCKED ON THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS.

(freshman begins to run)

by dr.demann162 October 14, 2011

living bus for ugly

the total and complete opposite of death cab for cutie , whatever that may be.

person 1:this kind of sounds like....living bus for ugly? maybe? yes? i dont know.

person 2: the opposite of death cab?

person 3: I'm confused

1/2: me too.

by Noelleth mckitty pants October 15, 2006

crunk bus

A bus whose route goes through the cruddiest part of town and whose passengers are the most bojanglin bamas and chicken heads.

When I looked out the window and saw all them nappy headed hos and then saw all them chicken bones on the seat next to me, I knew I was on the crunk bus.

by Gordone Capone March 2, 2008

cani bus

A vehicle (usually a bus or van) used for hotboxing.

Lets hop on the cani bus and go get ripped!

by Gur March 11, 2008