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Can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch

Idiom. Used to describe a person's lack of intelligence or inability to perform/achieve a simple task.
Is it any surprise how badly he did? That idiot can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch.
by Catfish Baruni June 16, 2016
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Birthday Balloon

A broken condom; a sabotaged, improperly worn, expired, or defective condom.
“It’s ok if we don’t have sex tonight, I’ve been single for a long time and all I have is an old box of birthday balloons.”

“I’m here thanks to a birthday balloon.”
by Compatibility Issue January 15, 2018
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the pimps birthday

One of several days of the year noted primarily by the birth of a major player or pump. Not to be confused with the Pope's birthday. These days are cause for celebration for most Protestants. Most notable of these days is January 16.
Wassup boo? I'ma throw down like it's the pimps birthday!! We all gon' be Joshin!
by Scorchedpork January 16, 2018
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birthday bone

When you having an absolute furthest with your girlfriend, boyfriend, spouse, partner, wife, husband, half bother, half sister, 2nd cousin from the south on your birthday.
damn bro, my gf texted me she would surprise me with a birthday bone.
by Matty In The Morning February 11, 2018
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john travolta's birthday

Celebrating "John Travolta's Birthday" refers to any time you party too hard the night before you're supposed to be somewhere or do something important... thereby making that task much more difficult with a big hangover.
I would have been in much better shape for my hockey game today if I wasn't out celebrating John Travolta's Birthday last night.
by Stormchild72 December 26, 2016
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birthday panties

The panties you were going to wear for your birthday before you realized that you just really want to fuck and then decide to go commando
*The next day*
"Why do you just have clean underwear laying on the floor?"
"oh those were just my birthday panties."
by Solidust January 7, 2017
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birthday trap

A black persons term of getting girls nudes
"Send those birthday traps my way"
by Dkdjdbrkbirthday trap girl February 10, 2017
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