Idiom. Used to describe a person's lack of intelligence or inability to perform/achieve a simple task.
by Catfish Baruni June 16, 2016
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“I’m here thanks to a birthday balloon.”
“I’m here thanks to a birthday balloon.”
by Compatibility Issue January 15, 2018
Get the Birthday Balloon mug.One of several days of the year noted primarily by the birth of a major player or pump. Not to be confused with the Pope's birthday. These days are cause for celebration for most Protestants. Most notable of these days is January 16.
by Scorchedpork January 16, 2018
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by Matty In The Morning February 11, 2018
Get the birthday bone mug.Celebrating "John Travolta's Birthday" refers to any time you party too hard the night before you're supposed to be somewhere or do something important... thereby making that task much more difficult with a big hangover.
I would have been in much better shape for my hockey game today if I wasn't out celebrating John Travolta's Birthday last night.
by Stormchild72 December 26, 2016
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*The next day*
"Why do you just have clean underwear laying on the floor?"
"oh those were just my birthday panties."
"Why do you just have clean underwear laying on the floor?"
"oh those were just my birthday panties."
by Solidust January 7, 2017
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