Amber Alert

When someone shits the bed.

Boy, I really Amber Alerted when I screwed up that job interview.

by datemeamber April 28, 2022

Amber

Amber heard lost the Jonny depp trial. Now as her old name’amber heard’ is used as Amber Turd. You can also do an Amber by shitting on ur partners bed.

I just did an Amber on my girlfriends bed.

by Baddie6eueudndhhd June 1, 2022

Amber Pill

Taking the Amber Pill means becoming aware that some women are toxic and dangerous. They should not be interacted with. Friends usually make you aware of these toxic behaviors, as sometimes it's hard to see them by yourself, and men will usually ignore the red flags. You can be Amber Pilled before or after the fact(s).

This pill is named after Amber Heard and is in the same vein of the color scheme as the Red Pill, Blue Pill, etc., as amber is also a color.

These women offer very little, have bad intentions, and will ruin your life. Early warning signs include being egocentric, shallow, lying, shaming, finessing, etc. These women will also spread rumors, make false claims of physical or sexual abuse, abuse the MeToo movement, use you as an ATM machine, file for divorce, and turn your kids against you, causing harm to you and your livelihood.

These types of women should not be pursued for any reason.

I got Amber Pilled after Amber and Johnny's trial reached its conclusion.

by Mister Arbiter April 28, 2024

Amber Griguhn

Mormon with a giant cock

Damn, your dong is almost as big as Amber Griguhns

by MinionCum April 30, 2022

Amber

The girl who cried wolf. Has all the looks, the money, the background, but the storytelling is just a little off.

I think he would have preferred a black widow than marrying an Amber.

by oneflame June 1, 2022

Mega-amber world.

A place where Amber's go when they have Megan as a side kick. It's a place only they understand and laugh about. Only Megan and Amber would get it. Don't even try to understand the deep connection these two friends have. Unbreakable.

"Hey meg, lol remember that time we...."
"Omg yes I do lol it was the best"
" Yup and omg amber we just did it again.."
"Whats that?"
"We totally forgot about everything and everyone else again lol"
"I guess we did. I guess we are in Mega-Amber world...owell"
"Lol"

by Pixieluvdust May 17, 2019

Ambered

To defecate one's self.

I laughed so hard I ambered myself

by DontMakeMeLaughOrIllShit April 30, 2022