Vietnamese Log Jammer

When you take your partner out for Vietnamese food and they then hold in the resulting bowel movement until the following day. Wait until they are desperate for a shit and then perform anal sex thus ‘jamming’ the Vietnamese food in there!

Me and the wife treated ourselves to a Vietnamese log jammer last night

by Vandy Sag December 2, 2018

Oregon logging truck

Passing a poop or turd from one butthole to another butthole

Samantha gave me the “Oregon logging truck” last night.

by RodneyRUX March 14, 2019

Shit log stalker

A nosey person that stalks people always seen staring at people or always getting in other people business typically a nosey neighbour.

Are neighbour Jim is always so nosey he is such a “shit log stalker”

by shovel breaker January 15, 2022

Jasmin+LOg=emo

A emo girl who wants to kill herself.
She prides herself in riding Gage

Ugh it is Jasmin+Log=emo

by Keyple March 16, 2022

Skol Fn Log

The massive greasy log of shit that comes out of you after you chew tobacco, specifically Skoal.

Dude, I took a massive dip of skoal the other day and within minutes dropped the dirtiest skol fN log that clogged my toilet.

by Dip Dinger April 14, 2022

Presidential Pepper Log

When a man covers his penis in peanut butter (Jimmy Carter, our 39th President, was a peanut farmer)and sticks it into an anthill (preferably fire ants) adhering the ants to the peanut butter. Intercourse may follow.

Lucille asked Tobias if he’d fancy giving her the old Presidential Pepper Log following supper.

by Neutered Chimp February 9, 2021

Night-Time Log

Having a boner when you go to sleep

“I didn’t have morning wood this time, I had the night-time log.”

by P3MN15 May 6, 2021