Chicken Bandit

Term used in place of "Nigger" to describe black people because they like chicken and they steal.

Cletus: Hey man you hear 'bout what happened last night?
Billy: Nah man what happened?
Cletus: Some Chicken Bandit stole all the water melons out o' my garden!
Billy: Damn Niggers...

by RumpleSteelFlex May 25, 2010

Orange Chicken

Legitimately the best food on the planet. It's like fuel to my hungry soul, not only does it feed me physically, but it also feeds me emotionally and fills me with wonder and will power to move forward each day.

Katelyn: Man, I'm in need of a mind-blowing, spiritual experience.
Amy: Bahahahah that's what she said...
Ryon&Will: this is awkward...
Tessa: (glares) NOTHING IS AWKWARD.
Kayla: Katelyn is obviously talking about her need of orange chicken and chow mien from panda express.
Katelyn: Woah, dude. You are SO right! How'd you know?
Kayla: Well, I had orange chicken for breakfast. It fuels my soul.

by katiethekat. December 22, 2010

Chicken Necks

What's for lunch today. Taken from The Simpsons.

Ralph: "What's for lunch?"
Lunch Lady: "Next!"
Ralph: "Chicken Necks?"

by First male wildcat May 31, 2006

beat the chicken

1. stroke the snake

2. kiss the squiss

3. choke the chicken

4. spank the monkey

5. jacking off

6. mastrubation

all of a sudden , he pulled down his pants went to the shower and started to beat the chicken!

by mrham4444 April 12, 2014

Chicken period

An egg. Wholesome, delicious eggs ... As in omelettes, eggs and bacon, hard-boiled eggs, etc.

My friend became vegan after coming to the realization that egg are essentially chicken periods.

by Jungleusa April 21, 2010

Shit Chicken

When you're taking a dump in a public restroom and there's someone you might know in the stall next to you, and you try to wait them out so as not to emerge from the stall at the same time for fear of being recognized.

Bob was playing an intense game of shit chicken because he was extremely gassy that day and thought his co-worker John might be crapping in the stall next to him.

by Poop Guru February 21, 2011

Chicken Egg

Pulling one testicle above your pantline. Enabling the testicle to be visible.

"Hey everyone look at my chicken egg!"

by Toplasma January 13, 2009