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Getting Billed

It’s when you are somehow lured into car sex at a Chuck E Cheese, where after a while a security guard named Bill, will cock block you, therefore.. Billing you. We call that getting billed
“Man.. last night I tried to have sex at Chuck E Cheese but Bill cockblocked me.. getting billed..
by Piplupz01 May 6, 2021
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Eli Billings

Eli was born next to George Washington has 12 cats and knows the complete form of PI
by Carmansam1200 November 15, 2021
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Bill cum

Bill Cum (also known as William G. Steer, guitarist and occasionally vocalist of the death metal band Carcass) is the ultimate god being.

Ebic? That’s all? No, you don’t truly understand Mr. Steer’s insane power.

Look at his luscious hair. His pretty femboy frame, his epic geetar and vox skillz.

He is not simply “ebic” as you put it. He is a legend. He is a legend among legends. God himself bows down to Mr. William G. Steer.

I would cut off my DICK and BALLS to be graced by his presence. I would kill my entire family in cold BLOOD to see a 240p picture of his asshole from halfway across a parking lot.

You dare disrespect Bill Cum? You absolute fucking moron. You metalcore-listening cock-sucking goregrind-hating piece of shit? You’ll be fucking sorry.

Mark my words you waste of fucking air. I will hunt you down and shove my Reek of Putrefaction CD up your asshole.
Person A: may Bill Cum bless you
Person B: thank you gamer, you too
by Darth Vibrator September 17, 2021
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Bill Reed

A pervy dude that rubs his beard on to you so you get tickled.
Mr Pruner was bill reed to bradys hair.
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Dumpster Bill

A plant worker who wears his pants so tight he can't concentrate and do more than one task at a time. Pants so extremely tight he's lost all focus.
Dumpster bill called for a lineup then 20 seconds later forgets because his pants so tight he's lost all oxygen to the brain.
by Willybadass March 6, 2022
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Bill Gates

I want to peg 1970s Bill Gates, I need to fuck his sweet nerd ass and hear those cute little twink whimpers
by microsoftdickrider February 14, 2023
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Crush the bill

Generate a large bill at a restaurant or bar, especially when someone else is paying.
We're going to crush the bill tonight when the boss takes us out for drinks
by TuffCrowd June 26, 2021
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