December 1

Its national sexy Sam day. Anybody named Sam,Sammy,Samuel, or Samantha should be called sexy all day.

Oh hey its December 1, so can we just talk about how sexy Samuel Lilly is?

by Samuel Lilly December 1, 2019

Year 1

Any ignorant person or persons who actions or behavior does not reflect a person with some sense.

"Stop acting like a year 1"

by Yagranmahouse April 26, 2020

Silver 1

Garbage

I am a Silver 1 in Rocket League.

by 0Shadowz September 25, 2020

November 1

National Yeet Your Shortest Best Friend Day

Tall friend: Hey it’s November 1..
Short friend: Oh no....

by Tallgal123 November 1, 2019

July 1

Rub a clit day!

Today is the day to be gentle and rub that 😽 until she cums

Do it slowly and do it for as long as she needs it - Be gentle!

You have all the other days of the year to be rough and pound her silly ... this is jot the day for that

Her: Hey, it's July 1st, you know what that means?
Fingerowner: Yes, you will need to be very good for me so I can work my magic

Her: I'll try my best, I just get so horny and cant control myself 💦
Fingerowner: I know- but you have to control yourself today

by TittyTakerTank June 24, 2022

June 1

June 1 national give ur friend $20 day the government made this

My friend:you kno it june 1 me: ya what abt it my friend: u have to give me 20 dollars me : fine

by Thaay.fw.jayy April 26, 2022

Mach 1

The sled that dirty gapes 4 stroke turbos and 800 h.os.

Damn, ur mach 1 dirty gapes my crossfire

by peterdyck December 23, 2021