hook 1

someone who is cooler then an icko, or uggo.

You play world of warcraft?
What a hook 1

by esgrhjlkol; January 13, 2008

1 April

Zarah n Whirlon Day

Whirlon:Zarah do you know what day its today
Zarah:1 april ?
Whirlon: no dummy its our day

by Joshuabukasa May 23, 2021

July 1

The day of reckoning

Oh shit it’s July 1

by hannahmadison69 October 15, 2019

June 1

June 1 national give ur friend $20 day the government made this

My friend:you kno it june 1 me: ya what abt it my friend: u have to give me 20 dollars me : fine

by Thaay.fw.jayy April 26, 2022

December 1

National fuck your best friends day. No matter their gender just have sex! You aren’t gay if you participate in this holiday.

“Yo bro wanna fuck? “

“No dude that’s gay.”
“But it’s December 1, fuck your friend day!”

by Fun ;) November 2, 2021

November 1

National Yeet Your Shortest Best Friend Day

Tall friend: Hey it’s November 1..
Short friend: Oh no....

by Tallgal123 November 1, 2019

July 1

Rub a clit day!

Today is the day to be gentle and rub that 😽 until she cums

Do it slowly and do it for as long as she needs it - Be gentle!

You have all the other days of the year to be rough and pound her silly ... this is jot the day for that

Her: Hey, it's July 1st, you know what that means?
Fingerowner: Yes, you will need to be very good for me so I can work my magic

Her: I'll try my best, I just get so horny and cant control myself 💦
Fingerowner: I know- but you have to control yourself today

by TittyTakerTank June 24, 2022