Chris: Hey guess what day it is.
Amanda: umm idk January 22?
Chris: Noo its pop a titty day!
Amanda: ohhhh cool I guess
Chris: nevermind.
Amanda: umm idk January 22?
Chris: Noo its pop a titty day!
Amanda: ohhhh cool I guess
Chris: nevermind.
by BrokeAristocrat January 22, 2023
Get the January 22mug. National text your girlfriend first day. Guys please text her first she’s scared she’s annoying you, and remind her how much you love her
by loveyall April 21, 2024
Get the April 22mug. Noun: A blockage created by a “careful driver” attempting to pass a tractor-trailer; upon reaching the back of the trailer, the car slows to 1 mph faster than the truck and takes 3 or 4 miles to pass before resuming normal speed.
Shep really had to use the bathroom and almost didn’t make it to the rest stop in time because some grandpa created a 22-wheeler right in front of him.
by Dorkmuffin May 4, 2019
Get the 22-wheelermug. 
The 645th minute after midday and the seventy-fifth before midnight; the time after 22:14 and before 22:16.
Parent: Hey, what time is it?
Kid: It’s 22:45.
Parent: That’s too late to stay up. Time to go to bed.
Kid: Okay, I was just kidding. It’s 21:45.
Parent: THAT’S A LIE!!!!
Kid: It’s 22:45.
Parent: That’s too late to stay up. Time to go to bed.
Kid: Okay, I was just kidding. It’s 21:45.
Parent: THAT’S A LIE!!!!
by Yamato Yamamoto April 23, 2022
Get the 22:45mug. rick - “yo, what day is it?”
leanne - “it’s february 22 2007.”
rick - “wow that’s cool asf.”
josh - “i know, anyone born on this day is sexy as fuck and has a big dick.”
leanne - “it’s february 22 2007.”
rick - “wow that’s cool asf.”
josh - “i know, anyone born on this day is sexy as fuck and has a big dick.”
by hoopla.0 March 23, 2021
Get the February 22mug. by Ndjdndhd October 21, 2019
Get the October 22mug.