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Sasha Syndrome

When a girl likes a guy for 5 minutes and then decides she only wants him as a friend
"Oh my god the date was so good, I love his personality and he's so cute, but I think I wanna keep him as a friend"

"Damn...you got Sasha Syndrome huh...?"
by Firelørd Sedjrø August 11, 2022
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Fredo Syndrome

When a woman barely glances at you as she walks by you at the grocery store and you get a fat fucking rock hard god cock, and proceed to stalk her until she screams and runs away.
Dude 1: Hey bro, you ever just like think a girl is attracted to you when you notice they look at you?

Dude 2: *Engage Fredo Syndrome*

Dude 2: Yeah, I saw this girl at the store when I noticed her looking at me, I could tell that she was totally eye-fucking me bro. She wanted this Fredo-dick.
by Crogert March 26, 2021
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shiny squirrel syndrome

Somebody who is easily distracted by things other than what they're supposed to be focusing on.
Stephen has shiny squirrel syndrome, he will be talking on the phone and get distracted by something happening outside and just stop talking and focus on whatbis happening outside.
by Bill&bob October 3, 2023
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Shitter Dick Syndrome

One of the most rare syndromes, discovered by the world renowned scientist Cannon Cool. It’s where you shit out of your dick.
by imboredonaroadtrip July 7, 2022
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Residency-Induced Tourette (RIT) syndrome

an emotional, developmental, and neurological disorder characterized by repetitive, involuntary expletives, criticisms occurring during residency training.

Often associated with mood swings, aggressiveness, hormone imbalance.

Exacerbated by junior residents, ED residents, and females- in general.

Instant triggers include critical lab value pages, opposition, going to the OR, sobriety, macro-nutrient imbalance.
ED Resident 1: The only resident listed on hand call is Lindsay Allred. I'd rather just replant the hand myself then call her...
ED Resident 2: Dude, I heard she was diagnosed with Residency-Induced Tourette (RIT) syndrome.
ED Resident 1: It all makes sense! Well if the replant doesn't work, I'll still have the same success rate as Ryan Rebowe.

Critical lab value page: Patient calcium 8.4 mg/dL
Lindsay: *RIT EXPLOSION* $@%*! #$%!@+
by ED attending June 21, 2019
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Sahan Syndrome

The uncontrollable urge to bully or harass Sahan
This Sahan Syndrome is killing me, I really want to spit on him
by ReekyHawk123 June 6, 2023
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Rihanna Syndrome

when you realise that you are acually a weak ass bitch who caught feelings
FUCK. I think I might have Rihanna Syndrome, I just looked through my ig story views for his name.
by shabbatshalombitches December 29, 2020
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