sex

When a man and a woman are naked and the man puts his pee-pee in the woman's pussy.

Hot girl: H-h-hi *blushes* um, c-can we have sex, I-I l-love you and want to have fun in the b-bed with you
Me: Uh, sure, you're looking hot
Hot girl: O-ok, *uwu*

by scp049 August 5, 2022

Sex

Sex is where you have a bit fun time to make a baby and that is called sex

Mum and Dad had Sex

by aughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh August 5, 2022

Sex

Sex

Sex

by Assant August 6, 2022

monkey sex

sexual intercourse while hanging on a tree like monkeys

ryan: “bae let’s have monkey sex!”

you: “not today it’s raining out :(“

by virxtuaI August 7, 2022

Oven sex

oven sex is when you crank up the heat on the oven and you get a douche (lubed up) and you leave it in there for the douche to melt and you get your doctor to pull it out and you shit everywhere.

Lady: oh no, I’m about to have oven sex

by Eat me 12355 August 8, 2022

Oven sex

oven sex is when one cranks up the heat on the oven and shoves a douche up their ass and leaves then sits on the oven for hours and melts the douche after. A while after that they go to the family doctor and gets him to pull out a weeks load of shit and it goes all in his mouth

Frank: honey, are you alright do we need to see billy (family doctor)
Malinda: yes sweetie, I did a oven sex before

by Eat me 12355 August 8, 2022

sex

The act of inserting a male's penis inside a woman's pussy;vagina;boobs;asshole

Carter: "Ayy, bro, I just had sex with Fina."
Brandon: " Bro, did you insert your dick in that pussy?"
Carter:"Yeah bro, you should have heard her moan."
Brandon: "Show me a picture of her boobs so we could have a threesome.

by Sexy_gorl_pussy August 8, 2022