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Wobble-Cocked

By the time Neil was finished with his drink he was so wobble-cocked that he tried to buy a drink for the cop at the bar. And then he pissed himself.
by johne55 August 5, 2012
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cock

give me some of that cock
by )_/(_ February 26, 2023
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National grab cock day

8th of March is when girls grab our willies for bants n that
Oh shit it’s national grab cock day what a result’
by longshlongethan February 24, 2021
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Post-Cock Recidivist History

When a woman who was formerly dating women starts dating men and begins to trash lesbians and lesbianism.
Marley: Jess is dating men now, she says her relationship with Ann was trash although she loved it.

Slim: That's that Post-Cock Recidivist History
by Krimbrulee May 6, 2023
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black cock

when a black guy has a cock
by wocky nuts masta March 16, 2021
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Cock Nugget

A Lethargic piece of fecal matter excreted through the urethra. Usually done by sailors, pirates and Men who dress up as owls.
That Pirate just laid an enormous cock nugget on the starboard.
by Gary the hammer December 18, 2008
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cock suckerberg

when someone sprays you with semen while wearing a Mark Zuckerberg mask, and screaming out cock sucker.
Hunter: I totally got cock suckerberg'd last night by Andrew

Andrew: yoo I didn't do that, Jarrell did

Jarrell: I just used my orbital cannon in my pants
by dirty cumsock January 25, 2023
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