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Cock Goblin

(alt. Crotch Goblin) An elected official (often a fascist) who introduces or supports legislation interrogating people's (esp. children's) genitalia while simultaneously removing those people's rights.
Republicans introducing legislation to remove the rights of transgender people are cock goblins.
by CherryTart February 15, 2023
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Cock

Jeff: It's raining outside. Can you give me a ride?
Tom: No, stop being a bottom feeder.

Jeff: You're a cock!
by Light_of_the_night_232 November 7, 2019
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Cock and ball torture

Kinky

You should try it
Definitively look it up
You’ll love it
by EmiAndArrow July 30, 2022
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cock quest

Gay male looking for cock In a club
I’m on a cock quest for dick in this club
by anonymous August 10, 2024
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cock

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''Mate, look. Clyde's got a massive cock''
by StoryHörse April 13, 2022
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El-cocking

Flashing a pistol to make your penis look bigger. Compensating with brains may be dumb enough to fuck up and kill someone
If you El-cocking you can leave or get shot
by Unnaturalpat June 20, 2020
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Cock Flopping

A reference to the act of rubbing ones penis over a object in order to take ownership of it.

Alt. Attempting to obtain something using underhanded means
After the game Carl and I argued who’s ball we had been playing with, after cock flopping it, I told him he can f’ing keep it. Gross
by SeeSocAdmin November 4, 2020
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