Sheffield Wednesday

Anyone who supports this team is a wanker and wants their hard drives checking. If you know of a supporter of this team please report to your local nonce patrol. Don’t mind Mondays don’t mind Tuesdays, FUCKIN HATE WEDNESDAY

We fuckin hate Sheffield Wednesday bastards

by youreds May 23, 2023

Woozy Wednesday

The Act of Two individuals simultaneously coming up with the idea of sipping the tussin on a Wednesday evening. The recipients of the substance must watch a Quintin Tarantino movie in order for it to be consider a “woozy Wednesday”

The individuals may also embark on a potential nature walk in the dark. They may discuss subconscious thoughts that would normally be repressed

Yo bitch you tryna come over for a woozy Wednesday?

Me and my fella embarked on a woozy Wednesday we might not be able to make it tomorrow

Hey man instead of weed Wednesday would you want to endure a woozy Wednesday with me?

by FortniteOpps420 July 23, 2023

White Wednesday

The January 6th Insurrection also known as the Attack on the Capitol

Were you there for the Insurrection? I mean, White Wednesday?

by anonymous August 15, 2023

Gash Wednesday

When a male and a female are having consensual penetrative sex and the male, nearing completion, pulls out and ejaculates onto the female’s forehead and draws the sign of the cross to mark the first day of lent

I’m giving up chocolate for lent so I gave my girlfriend a fat Gash Wednesday

by hipyoungman42 August 2, 2024

AJ Wednesday

A Wednesday for my gorgeous boyfriend because he fucking deserves it xx

Omg it’s AJ Wednesday everyone clap and cheer for how awesome my boyfriend is!!!

by anonymous February 8, 2024

Ashy Wednesday

You shoot load on your partners forehead after fellatio, and drop your cigar ash into puddle. Then use thumb to make sign of the cross with the ashes.

My girlfriend and I celebrated ashy Wednesday last night after a stop at the cigar bar.

by Copperbuckeye February 24, 2024

Green Wednesday

Wearing Green on Wednesday means that you're extremely horny.

"bruh why are you always wearing green on wednesday?"

"it's called green wednesday. if you wear green on wednesday it means that you're horny as fuck"

"damn imma start wearing green on wednesday too"

by lukehemmingsismydad March 20, 2024