I’m just going to watch

When a male asks for a sexual picture, he mostly adds the comment: “I’m just gonna watch.” Which is a lie, they are jerking off.

Her: “Here’s my nudes, don’t screenshot.”
Him: “Don’t worry, I’m just going to watch.”

by mirlook March 5, 2024

Christie-watched

Knowing the entire plot and details of a show or a movie but only from hearing about it on social media and watching clips on tik tok

Have you seen that movie? Kinda. I Christie-watched it while doing homework.

by Asdfghkl_noah March 27, 2024

Watch it buddy

An extremely common phrase used by civilian NPCs in the PlayStation game "Lego Marvel Super Heroes." The phrase refers to a situation where you've bumped into a civilian, and that civilian will say something random to portray distress.

Since the entire phrase is spoken so quickly, it is better to quote it without a comma to indicate the sheer comical NPC nature of the statement.

Me (Player): Transforms into Venom-Hulk and runs into a civilian.

Civilian: Watch it buddy!

by TheCreatorofWakeGobbers October 31, 2023

Dolphin Watching

An attempt to fuck with the Planning Committee to make them think we have ambiguous plans months in advance when really we are going to crash their party with Dolphin Shots.

Hey, Wanna go Dolphin watching 8 weeks from now?

by dolphinwatching June 17, 2021

Green Watch

The most elite unit of Firefighters. Green watch take the high standards of Fire & Rescue and push them further, taking pride in being able to solve any problem that comes their way. Some say they are forged in the flames by the gods of old. All we know for sure is they make the world a safer place.

All while keeping the station running.

Do you think Yellow watch will have cleaned the truck?

Ha! You’ve got more chance of hell freezing over

Hell will never freeze, but I bet GREEN WATCH could put it out!

I don’t doubt that from what they’ve done

so far...

by Oxford Offissial August 14, 2020

watch the tramcar please

some phrase that is always spat out of a speaker on a wildwood boardwalk tramcar. everyone hates it, but loves it

bob: yo dude how was wildwood?
joe: watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please

by quandledanle April 30, 2023

Watch who you up

Don't fuck with me, don't fuck with them.

"Fuck you bitches"
"Watch who you up yo"

(when the dude is on to someone else)
"Fuck You asshole"
"Watch who you up, he's with me"

by James1263 May 9, 2014