tart wagon

A window van full of people.

We just got passed by a tart wagon .

by LocalJ August 13, 2022

nectar wagon

Truck that pumps out septic systems. Also known as a honey pumper

That nectar wagon trails an awful smell

by [e-mail] August 1, 2014

Scab Wagon

Someone so covered in scabs their sole purpose in life is to transport scabs from one location to another.

Bob has turned into a total scab wagon.

by CellFonePsychic April 8, 2023

Wagon wheel

Forming a circle, touching penises Tito to tip in order to form a Faraday cage for protection in the water during lightning events

Oh shit, I see lightning! Everyone wagon wheel formation stat!

by Dutch33 July 15, 2022

cripple wagon

A slang term for the mobility scooter. The term is defined due its most popular user... the cripple, and the phenomenal speeds it can come out with makes it comparable to that of a wagon.

In the late hours of the day, the male OAPs where revving their cripple wagons to try and impress the grannies on their way to bingo.

by zuma revenge November 6, 2011

Draggin Wagon

Large Tow Truck. The really big on that tows Big Rigs. Also referring to the vehicle used by the Military to haul Main Battle Tanks on flatbed trailers, which is where the term originated.

It’s gonna take a Draggin Wagon to get that guy out of here.

by VegasJD March 12, 2019

Wagon

The thickest, fattest, dump truck ass.

Them: hey did you see Josh?
You: yeah he has a big ol' wagon. He needs a license for that thing.

by Dallon Weekes is too fine May 19, 2022