twat harness

An elastical belt with a decor to cover a woman's camel toe when her suspenders are too short or tight.

1. My twat harness got snagged on his eyebrow ring....or tongue ring.

2. Thank god for my twat harness, it covers my camel toe delightfully.

3. Look at her camel toe, bitch needs a twat harness badly.

4. Everyone in here needs a twat harness.

5. Fuck these suspenders are too tight, thank god for this twat harness.

by ShinyHarness November 24, 2010

twat head

same as dick head

all you fuckin twat heads who are looking at this website

by no1twatheeeeed April 22, 2003

Twats lantern

The television.

"What's on the twat's lantern tonight?"

by NeLL April 14, 2004

floppy twat

A over used Twat that has a hanging labia. The Labia stretches out from the outer lips and flops about.

I saw this chicks pussy.....she must fuck alot cuz she has some floppy twat.

by Hawiian Sexy April 25, 2006

twat tickler

a reference to somebody who has a thin layer of hair on the top lip which acts as a broom type and sweeps the inner pussy of a woman while giving oral sex.

ew fag shave that thing off you look like a twat tickler

by Moes May 30, 2005

Posh Twat

A person, generally a guy, who lives in Hampstead or Highgate and thinks they are a badaman, but really, are just a posh twat.

"Skeen bruv, im jammin wiv da main-dogs l8r"
"Yeh...in Hampstead?"
"Course bruv."
"Wow..you badaman."
"Init."
...What a posh twat.

by molak1 September 25, 2011

twat mobile

Derived from the "Bat Mobile" from Batman, used to discribe a piece of shit car, usually covered with stickers and other cheap and nasty modifications and being driven by the local little chav idiot.

"oh look it's fucking twatman in his twat mobile!"

by Danofthepleasedwimmen October 14, 2006