by GBlaster June 13, 2013
The state of mind that one enters once they are drunk and/or high where they believe that they are, in fact, the Tree Peacock.
Jake was walking around like a bird and claiming to be the Tree Peacock after that concert.. it was a good one
by _dj_bj_ June 25, 2014
“Decorating the tree”is a term that refers to having sex with your significant other. More specifically decorating your partners face with a white substance
Similar terms such as “deck the halls”
Similar terms such as “deck the halls”
Me: “Hey bro, I’m gonna go decorate the tree tonight! Shes going to look like a glazed donut when I’m done with her!”
Friend: Don’t forget to deck the halls as well!”
Me:”me and my girlfriend were decorating the tree last night”
Friend “I’m guess the tree wasn’t the only thing you were decorating, huh?”
Friend: Don’t forget to deck the halls as well!”
Me:”me and my girlfriend were decorating the tree last night”
Friend “I’m guess the tree wasn’t the only thing you were decorating, huh?”
by Deekp145 December 06, 2019
A tree or large shrub that is sometimes difficult to keep out of seldom mowed lawns and often ignored gardens. They commonly grow fast from seed, re-sprout from cut stumps, or spread underground with runner roots.
Sally: That maple stump send up a new crop of shoots on ya?
Susie: Ya, grows like a regular tree-weed. I'm gonna have to get dirty and dig the whole stump up.
Susie: Ya, grows like a regular tree-weed. I'm gonna have to get dirty and dig the whole stump up.
by IvyWood March 30, 2010
by BobcatT300 June 20, 2021
When a tree is shoved down a girls pussy while the other girl is slowing injecting pine leaves inside her anus
by Hella sexy potato November 24, 2017
my boyfriend and I went camping and decided to climb a tree for a tree-j. he was so excited that he tree-jaculated after only 10 seconds!
by agracefulklutz August 09, 2020