/b/tool

Someone who browses a forum other than 4chan. When they try to be funny they use a /b/ meme.

My friend was pretty funny until I found out he was just a /b/tool getting jokes from 4chan.

by bjsherisspeedeh October 1, 2006

timmy the tool

A little jerk who lies to peoples face about stupid things and then tries to appologize after he says he hates you.

omg i like totally got in a fight last night?!
ohhh man with who?
TIMMY THE TOOL!!!

by shibbsterz January 21, 2008

Lama tool

An Ak-47, uses 7.62 mm rounds, kills people.

Dude was a damn fool, made me have to pull out my Lama tool.

by Dty86 May 17, 2008

Cool tool

The "thing" that a person uses to make them cool, or make them think that they are cool!

He uses weed as his cool tool.

by sashbri2 May 23, 2009

Five tool hoe

When a girl spreads her arms and legs out like a snow angel, and has a dick in a hand, a foot, mouth, pussy, and ass.

Damn, we all got hammered last nite and went down on that hoe. it was a five tool hoe-down.

by thesexmasterofpussy January 24, 2010

Crow-Shaped Tool

A meticulously carven piece of wood in the shape of a crow. Used primarily as a door stop. Its shiny new coat of chrome paint is indicative of its magical properties.

"Hey Simmons, would you mind passing the Crow-Shaped Tool over here? I would like to check out its new paint job."

by mikeohl December 14, 2007

So Long U Tool

Abbreviation for SLUT
Another way of saying slut

Girl: "c u next tuesday suckkerr"
Boy: "So Long U Tool :)"

by Anna Burlow December 29, 2010