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non-offensive swears

cool if used to good efect...lets face it there is somthing that makes go yiff yourself sound dityer than go fuck yourself usualy however its just somthing people say when they are around people they dont feel comfortable swearing around...say your girl friends parents or somthing

also used in great effect in father ted where all that was required was an accent and they could cuss as much as they liked without being restricted in when they showed theyer program
by ice elemental January 18, 2004
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Audible but non lethal (ABNL)

A fart that makes a sound but does not smell.
Don't worry Irene it's audible but non lethal (ABNL).
by Schmebeneezer March 20, 2017
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Non-Computer Lingo-ey

Someone whom is not certain about alot of computer lingo. Someone whom does not understand computer lingo very much
Bart: You gotta open the program, right click and go to properties and set up the network.
Jim: Slow Down, Im non-computer Lingo-ey.
by Dr. Richard Cheese January 23, 2011
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Non-Threatening Gay Friend

Non-Threatening Gay Friend is akin to a Gay Buddy, sometimes shortened to NTGF. A girl has no qualms about being around a Non-Threatening Gay Friend; he is, after all, non-threatening.
"Man, Jack's been hanging with Emily all night! Is he coming onto her?"
"No, he's just her Non-Threatening Gay Friend. They're discussing prom dresses."
by Tatianapianist December 31, 2008
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non-verbal conversation

Sex between true soulmates, who can express their feelings for each other through actions, not words.
My boi to me: I wish I could come over here..and we'd have a great non-verbal conversation!
by marla x0 January 18, 2004
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non gay three way

When two men press their butts against each other, while a third man fucks the crack between. Since there's no penetration, it's not gay according to God.
The Catholic priest liked to use the Non Gay Three Way with his alter boys to help get his jolly's off while still maintaining his purity in the eyes of God.
by Tony "Tone" Booyah! September 20, 2016
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Caesar Non Supra Grammaticos

Used as an opprobrium to blatant malapropism, that is blindly defended through self delusion.

It derives from a Roman Emperors speech at the Council of Constance in 1414. The grammarians opposed his incorrect usage of a word.
Teacher: Who here has had a Epiphany?
Student: You mean 'an' epiphany?

Teacher: please, I am the teacher here.
Student: wow, Caesar non supra Grammaticos..
by Lynxed June 19, 2016
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