Will steal your money if you leave it out, tells all of your secrets after promising not too. Works for the Chinese government as a troll to incite hate and division on current u.s and some foreign events across all social media platforms. If you get a long with him it's because he's setting you up . Likes ice cream.
I was with Joey earlier but he was on social media the whole time and only wanted to talk about how great china is. Any ways have you seen my money I left on the table?
by jojo_guacamole November 23, 2021
by THEMEMELORD_XD November 19, 2018
A Joey is someone who will drop anything going on for weed and alcohol. Some may call this a problem but Joey calls it a lifestyle.
Dude 1: Wassup Joey, long time no see, how are you doing?
Joey: Shit man I know I got here 2 minutes ago but I gotta dip Jack’s boutta hook me up with some weed
Joey: Shit man I know I got here 2 minutes ago but I gotta dip Jack’s boutta hook me up with some weed
by grammy P June 25, 2023
a Joey is that tall, funny guy who's everyone's friend, he's the hot ringleader of the group, a gentle giant that gets rambunctious when he drinks, takes a lot of shots like a bro but needs a chaser like a bitch, sweet and smart, a shoulder to cry on, the whole package, especially since the "giant" part isn't just in reference to his height
by dontlookatmeiwasneverhere October 11, 2019
The gentle dwarf. Joey is a very small person but with huge heart. But really, really small size. You have to watch out to avoid tread him.
by Afer23 November 23, 2021
Joey is hottest most lovable guy in the fucking world, he also has the biggest, most amazing, long, beautiful dick in the whole damn country.
I fucked Joey last night.
by JACKASS GUY THE FOURTH October 04, 2018
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