Throw a Deuce

Put up a piece sign.

Don't go talk to him. Just throw a deuce at him.

by MerpO12 January 27, 2022

Deuce

2 ounces of lean/drank (promethaziene w codeine)

I poured up a deuce now everything movin sloowww

by Wallstreet_J March 15, 2017

DEUCE DESIGNER

A FASHION DESIGNER anybody can be.

Everything is here for you as the binary experience is coming.

Last time you had at least two MOUNTAIN DEWS and SHIT right away.

Hey everyone time to not condemn anybody for SHITTING their pants as they make a great DEUCE DESIGNER as just look at that and they are a marketing genius as their fashion product they just made is being noticed by their penetrating marketing style.

TWO, TO, TOO, 2, TU as that can be used to be an effective DEUCE DESIGNER and you may say SIX DEUCE has a jump on everybody.

Do the DEW DEW DEUCE as that is a cool DEUCE DESIGNER in the hear and now

by NEW HETEROSEXUALITY June 15, 2021

oleaginous deuce

the act of eating fast food while on the toilet

Last night ended with a nice oleaginous deuce and little shame.

by Sgt. Donny Donowitz June 3, 2017

Shoes off deuce

An extended and very relaxing poo on the company dime

Where is Johnny I haven’t seen him it 20 min ? Dunno boss maybe he is downstairs taking a “shoes off deuce”, that slacker.

by JRpoo January 15, 2020

Deuce

To Shart or take a Feces/Diarrhea mix anywhere.

Peter: Let's all drink Ipecac and whoever throws up last, wins the pie. *Puke* ..... *Puke* Stewie: I've won *PUKE!!!!!!!* WHAT THE DEUCE!!!!!! OR Guy 1: Were you at the dinner table in the middle of eating? Guy 2: No why? Guy 1: Eunice totally dueced at the table and it smelled like shit!!! Guy 2: HAHA, oh I wish i was there Guy 1: No... You Don't!!!!

by icyourmomevrynite January 21, 2010

no deuce

Meaning its a tie. Used to say people deserve the help you rendered to them. It is used to tell people they deserve the help.

Man: Hey, thank you for the drop of yesterday.

Woman: No deuce.

Friend1 : Hey buddy, appreciate your standing in for me at work yesterday.

Friend 2: No deuce, buddy!

by toninatho April 11, 2019