Deuce-Bag

Someone who is being an especially shitty douche-bag.

Jim: "Holy Shit Dan, do you see what that guy is doing with your girl-friend?"

Dan: "Yea. He's being such a Deuce-Bag."

by A Time Walker September 3, 2013

Desk Deuce

After your boss has gone for the day, you take a shit in his top desk draw, lock it and taking away the key.
Than you proceed to write him an email letting him know you are resigning and today is your last day.

John resigned today but left his boss a Desk Deuce as great appreciation for the learning experience.

by Squirrel Murphy August 27, 2009

trippin on the deuce

to be under the influence of any of the 2C famly of psychedelic phenethylamines, especially 2C-E.

man we had so much fun trippin on the deuce this weekend. 2C-E kicks ass.

by vgad December 15, 2008

Deuce

Deuce is a bor that gets either very lucky or unlucky. Deuce is also lookin kinda cylo

that's kinda deuce getting so lucky and lucky at the same time

by cylorun September 28, 2022

What the deuce?

An expression made by the most iconic gay cartoon character.

Stewie Griffin. Stewie Griffin uses the expression "what the deuce?"

by MaxGriffin March 22, 2017

dirty deuce

A person who absoluteley smells like onions, after a long day of work of doing nothing on the job.

Damn bro you are a dirty deuce you stinky piece of shit.

by lebron42069 November 12, 2023

Iced the deuce

Jerking off onto your shit.

It was such a impressive log that I "Iced the deuce" before I sent it on it's way.

by Styles Bitchley July 8, 2010