A clam biscuit is pipe or a bong bowl filled with marijuana that has been burned down to its last hit.
by Nick Tindall April 07, 2006
See Dutch Oven and Queef. Similar to the Dutch oven however it can only be done by a woman. The woman queefs under the covers and pulls them over her bedmate's head to keep them trapped in the stink.
Did you see my youtube video of me doing a crazy Clam Bake my boyfriend? For some reason he is no longer returning my phone calls....
by Mr. Jinchao September 21, 2010
by t January 03, 2004
by Bob Barker May 30, 2003
a new method of wall climbing, involving a horizontal wall and 6 willing females. The willing participants lay 3x3 (3 on left and 3 on right) on their backs with legs wide open. The wall climber than inserts 4 fingers into each handhold(vagina) and pulls himself forward. You can then turn 180 degrees and pull yourself the other direction. Repeat as desired
by clgdswr October 01, 2011
After excessive use of cocaine, you find yourself in a huge pile of dirty laundry, trying to blend yourself in with it with your forearms crossing your face because you are beyond paranoid and think that the police are coming to get you! You unlock your forearms like a clam opening its shell to peep out to check for the police then close them to re-blend yourself into your pile of dirty laundry! See also "peeper"!
Dawg #1: Walks into Dawg #2's nasty ass apartment, "Yo,you here"? (no answer). Dawg walks around in the nastiness of the house!
Dawg #2: "Yo"! Dawg #1 hear's Dawg #2's voice but can't find him. Suddenly the pile of dirty laundry begins to move.
Dawg #1: "What the hell! You look like a clam peeping out of its shell, you wigged out clam peeper"!
Dawg #2: "Fuck off man, the cops are coming for me"!
Dawg #1: "You're really fucked up man. Get your ass outta that pile of dirty laundry. You have a pair of skidded underwear wrapped around your face"!
Dawg #2: "Nah, really man the cops are coming for me"!
Dawg #1: "I'm outta here"!
Dawg #2: "Yo"! Dawg #1 hear's Dawg #2's voice but can't find him. Suddenly the pile of dirty laundry begins to move.
Dawg #1: "What the hell! You look like a clam peeping out of its shell, you wigged out clam peeper"!
Dawg #2: "Fuck off man, the cops are coming for me"!
Dawg #1: "You're really fucked up man. Get your ass outta that pile of dirty laundry. You have a pair of skidded underwear wrapped around your face"!
Dawg #2: "Nah, really man the cops are coming for me"!
Dawg #1: "I'm outta here"!
by Dee N. Wyatt March 11, 2007
by crank April 25, 2005