dog's breakfast

Usually eaten in morning - A dog's breakfast

Eat your breakfast dog.

by El_Nombre June 18, 2004

Breakfast Fortnite Killer

It originated from the Netflix Original, "Woah, Watch Out." It kind of grew and grew, and then it got bigger, the director got sacked, and 4 kids got mo-. So, he ain't on the scene anymore, a bit akward! *Backflips*

This here is a Breakfast Fortnite Killer

by WhutJuYuoMeen564!? July 27, 2023

Well balanced breakfast

Another term for steroids/juicing. Term often said in baseball.

Henry: did you hear that Nelson Cruz admitted to eating well balanced breakfasts his 2013 season?
Maurice: Yeah I could tell he got a lot bigger

by ZuiyOTF47 July 23, 2022

GERMAN BREAKFAST BURRITO

A steaming German log on your chest when you wake up. Your partner was kind enough to make you breakfast.

Petr: "This morning I woke up to a fatty steamer on my chest! It was such a fucking mess, and I could barely finish it!"

Hans: "Sounds like you enjoyed your German Breakfast Burrito!"

by capturethefag February 10, 2021

iowa bed and breakfast

A place where you stay, that after being drugged you wake up to find your things have been stolen and you may have been raped.

Man, my friend's house that I stayed at the other night turned out to be a real Iowa Bed and Breakfast.

by Mrs. JD May 23, 2016

Swedish hooker breakfast

Noun/ Verb .: The act of consuming Gevalia brand cappuccino coffee, and a cigarette of any brand in the place of a healthy and nutritious breakfast.

Guy 1: Hey, Hans, do you wanna hit up Wally Waffle for some hearty breakfast?

Guy 2: Nein, ich hatte schon eine Swedish Hooker Breakfast...

Guy 1: Way to go for a healthy breakfast you slutty European fruitcake. Are you trying to piss off Tony the Tiger?

by Cryzak October 13, 2013

Breakfast Hot Dog

When you take bacon and wrap it around the sasauge

"Boy you better bacon your sasauge" Homer Simpson

by StarScream June 16, 2004