american paintjob

When a girl gives a guy a handjob but with an American flag and he shoots out white fireworks and whispers "'Murica, fuck yeah" in her ear.

Hey guys, my girl gave me an american paintjob last night.

Contributed to by BassDrop! And Gamingufight

by WeebBDAndDankDudeUF August 17, 2017

American Politics

A really bad reality TV show

Guy 1: Did you see the recent episode of American Politics?

Guy 2: Yes dude! That was insane!

by Ljd;flkjas;dlkfjasdlf;alksdf May 26, 2021

Undead american

The true way of defining people from undead desent for decades these people were oppressed by the american human race they were called sulred like the Z word or the W word (zombies,walkers) but no more of this tiriny from now on people from the human race should only use the word undead american if they want to aviod showing prejutice.

Tim: I like jim to bad he is a zombie

Pam: that is very racist of you Tim

Tim:sorry is there another word I can use that avoids prejutice

Pam:yes you can call him and people like him undead american

by Muhamed's nine year old wife May 17, 2018

American Dream

You can't spell American Dream without Eric Andre in the middle

Can't spell American Dream without Eric Andre in the middle- Eric Andre

by FrenchToast492 May 23, 2018

Gative American

A Native American who also happens to be gay.

Friend #1: YO!! You see that rainbow teepee over there bro?!

Friend #2: Yeah bro, that’s just a Gative American.

by Johnger1109 March 3, 2021

American Vague

A delaying / distancing / diversionary tactic used by yanks, esp in business: - responding to enquiries with an answer which feels detailed and packed with jazzy terminology but on closer inspection is non-committal and vague to the point of containing no actual information

Office Brit: "What does this mean, 'We'll be sharing the capture actionables for delivery in the foreseeable, dependent on inputs of unforeseen challenges to play.' WHAT DOES IT MEAN?"

Resident Yank: "Oh, it means nothing. You just got American Vagued"

by Wellitywell January 14, 2015

American Sidewinder

The american sidewinder is a sexual act in which one person lays flat and still, while the other, inserts the penis of the male participant into an orifice of choice and then proceeds to move in a way similar to that of of a sidewinder, gyrating the hips from side to side and undulating the entire body..

I wish Anne Marie would let me do an american sidewinder with her.

by AufulPerson69 June 19, 2017