An Alaskan Sunrise is when you fuck a girl in the ass, and pull out as you cum. The cum resembles that of the majestic Alaskan foothills, resting under the colorfully pink pussy, or sun, as some would call it.
Condescending Coworker: "Have you ever been to Alaska? I hear they get a lot of snow this time of year, which is perfect for visiting our ski cabin in Anchorage."
You subtly one upping: "My wife gets an Alaskan Sunrise every morning!"
You subtly one upping: "My wife gets an Alaskan Sunrise every morning!"
by PrecariousToast July 18, 2018
Get the Alaskan Sunrisemug. A pure ice and fire sensation leaving any girl with the best orgasam in their life. Using icy-hot and applying to your Dick then penetrating the clitoris.
by Jackalope January 20, 2017
Get the Alaskan volcanomug. An individual puts cold salty water in their mouth, and their partners insert their penis in the little pool. This provides a cool salty marination of their privates, usually done before having intercourse.
by Jennifer Italia July 26, 2022
Get the Alaskan Pool Partymug. The act of jizzing in one hole of an advent calendar every day until there are no more left. Then you freeze it overnight and then eat the chocolates. When you have all of chocolates in your mouth, you have oral sex with your bitch and then shoot her with a massive load of cum, and when she is knocked out from the cum, you throwing her out the window onto a freeway.
by 6117 March 11, 2025
Get the Alaskan Advent Calendarmug. by Gusty_Aeroplane July 30, 2023
Get the Alaskan Pipelinemug. When one shits into a condom, freezes it overnight, and shoves it up someone's anus without their permission or knowing about it until after the shit has been charged inside them.
I gave my girlfriend the Alaskan Surprise; I thought it was funny, but she hasn't talked to me in days.
by antijokenonqueere September 4, 2012
Get the Alaskan Surprisemug. by Stanky panky January 23, 2019
Get the Alaskan pipelinemug.