alaskan fire breathing dragon

Having anal sex with a grandma named Luke in a long jon silver freezer

I just gave your grandma and alaskan fire breathing dragon

by koijuh February 20, 2024

Alaskan Exfoliation

The act of laying on the floor, bending ones legs over their head, and shitting on ones own face, like how sewage dribbles out of New York sewage pipes.

Man I got so bored last night I gave myself an Alaskan Exfoliation.

by anonfoxer December 04, 2020

alaskan hot chocolate

A variation of the Alaskan Pipeline, but instead of solid shit, you use diarrhea.

Hey man, we did the alaskan hot chocolate last night. She absolutely loved it!

by john00 January 18, 2018

The Alaskan Husky

When you’re going reverse cowgirl and grab the man’s toes like mushing a husky.

Clara performed the Alaskan Husky on John as she really missed her home in Juno.

by November 27, 2024

Alaskan Kiss

First date rimjob.

How was your first date?

Great she gave me an Alaskan kiss.

Her idea?
Yep.

by BusterMcThunderstic August 18, 2024

Alaskan joystick

The sexual act of strapping down the limbs of a man and the proceeding to smack is penis back and forth until its red

Ron: Last night, me and jessica tried the alaskan joystick. It hurt like hell

by GlizzyLord98 November 24, 2021

The Alaskan Aquaman

The Alaskan Aquaman is spontaneous sexual manoeuvre involving a gender orientation male figure who is receiving a BJ from a special acquaintance whilst in the shower. Before ejauclation the receiver of the BJ must state “I am the protecter of the deep” and proceed to slam his trident into the shower tile floor simultaneously. The Male receiving the Slurp must ensure he has all correct attire on to be qualified as an Alaskan Aquaman.

Equipment needed- Oxygen tank, Snorkel and scuba googles, a handcrafted Atlantis trident and a used pair of flippers, shower. Optional (a stone weight belt)

“Hey Brett I just purchased new snorkeling equipment want to give me the Alaskan Aquaman”

by Eagle Talons Holt July 12, 2024