text offender

Someone who misuses text messaging.

Texting many one or two word messages.
Using test messaging to stalk.
Texting late at night or early in the morning.
"Sorry I didn't get your text about graduation, my inbox was full of one word messages from a text offender"

by witchy-pooh April 3, 2009

Text-traction

When you see someone come in a place and they make you feel awkward and you start texting friends on your phone. Often you text things that don't make sense because you're so flustered. Then you go back in your outbox later to see what you had said and it doesn't make sense and your friend texts back usually "wtf" or "?"

Girl: Dude what was up with that text you sent me?!
Girl 2:What'd it say?
Girl: "You are so cool! why?"
Girl 2': OH that's when my ex walked in and i needed a huge Text-traction!
Girl: Oh girl i got ya

by IMSORADYA January 14, 2009

text bail

To text someone and tell them that your break plans with them or backing out of plans.

"Yo bitch, Melinda just used text bail. That bitch is weak."

by Thomas DeVito June 25, 2008

text-fishing

Texting multiple people, like casting multiple fishing lines, waiting to see who responds. Usually done when in moderate to extreme levels of boredom, or to procrastinate in some way.

Person #1: Hey

Person #2: Hey, how's things? How's the family? What've you been up too?

Person#1: No offense, but I'm not really trying to have a serious conversation. I was just text-fishing you.

Person #2: Oh,ok...

by Thatguyinthebusheslookingatyou April 26, 2014

Zombie Texting

When someone does or tries to continue a text message conversation that is clearly over and no more needs to be said, most of the time it will be akward and the person is just not getting the hint that the conversaton has ended.

Joe stop zombie texting Kim, u just messaged her 5 mins ago, she said she'll be there now quit texting her already before u make ur self look like an idiot, especially since u just met her.

kind of a shitty exmple but u pretty much get the point of it from the deffinition.

by Bniggs420 May 27, 2011

text secretary

A individual given charge of duties involved with text messaging for another individual (these include inscribing, forwarding, deleting, proofreading, etc.)

Brother. My vision problems and carpal tunnel syndrome have become rather problematic. Can you be my text secretary?

by ztra and ________ July 20, 2010

text offender

An older pervert, who tries to stalk an flirt with girls, or possibly guys, through texting.

"I was walking next to a text offender earlier"
"Yesterday, I was being stalked by a text offender"

by Brandon Broussard from LA October 23, 2009