Skeetchen

The squirrel King. Possibly the most dangerous, yet elusive creatures known to man; Possibly introduced into the wild by the military to take out the homeless.

Holy shizantelope, I think I just saw the Skeetchen...AGHHH MY FUCKING LEG!!! IT GOT ME!!!"

by Tony Romano October 10, 2003

sheetstain

Term used to describe and individual that makes a careless, bonehead mistake, without considering how it will effect others around him.

Way to go sheetstain!

by MODOLUV March 3, 2007

seetaifore

A person who sees a four dollar tie and buys it.

verb: To make cheap, lower value of

noun: a bargain

adj: A cheap, frugal person

Verb: "I'm going to seetaifore you!! *puts in a bag and tapes $2 sign on it*"

Noun: "That sale was a seetaifore"

adj: "my seetaifore friend always makes me pay."

by funkymonkynancy March 5, 2009

Sheets and Robes

When your social life is so uneventful that the highlight of your day is talking about painfully mundane things like a high thread count and the comfort level of your robe.

My life is so sheets and robes right now.

by Club Compound November 13, 2009

seetpu

When there are visible remnants left on the toilet seat after droppin' a deuce, and the perptrator isn't kind enough to deal with the situation themselves.

Ah, damn! My girlfriend left seetpu on the toilet this morning and I didn't even see it until I had fudge thigh!

by AZonic June 12, 2011

Skeet Slapped

To slap someone in the face with a used condom.

Jimmy got Skeet Slapped by Robby after he poked his girl.

by NORCALSTONER June 28, 2011

Skeet Cred

Skeet Cred is similar to street cred.

Males gain skeet cred by boning the hell pussy.

Hey Bro, I heard you banged Charlotte.

Yeah, I did last night, several times.

You just scored max skeet cred with that score.

You know it.

by Sharktooth.jarred903 August 1, 2012