Phone Retarded

It means that you have absolutely no clue how to use a phone.....for example;
A.You never have it on
B.You never use it
C.You take forever to get back to someone w/ it
D+.Basically anything that impedes on those trying to reach you

DUDE!!!! YOU are seriously phone retarded. You are not even deserving to have one.

by DC_93 April 26, 2012

lactose retarded

Another name for lactose intolerant, usually used by people who hate the fact they have the disorder.

Person: I wish I wasn't so lactose retarded, I miss my Nutella and hot chocolate!

by hellpuppy November 19, 2007

Retarded faggot

Corey

Girl 1 "Did you see that retarded faggot over there"
Girl 2 "Oh ya, that idiot is definitely a Corey"

by Truth speaker69020120 March 17, 2019

legally retarded

Person who is more retarded than usual. He or she is so retarded that if they go to court they will be pronounced legally retarded.

OMG those girls are legally retarded.

by the reals deals August 11, 2010

retarded hot

describes a person (typically female) that has obvious mental retardation combined with very attractive physical assets, such that the person is yet hotter because of the retardation -- likely because they are very easy to take advantage of

reference -- "Drawn Together", "The Other Cousin" (season one episode 5)

Captain Hero (about Clara's retarded cousin Bleh): Damn! Clara's cousin is so hot! nipples harden

Spanky: Yeah, she's, like, retarded hot!

by Hardryv August 15, 2006

anal-retarded

when one's ass becomes so numb they can't feel it from sitting for such a long time (such as in a chair)

After being in my seat for two hours during the math final, I was anal-retarded by the time I was done with my exam.

by Daniel867 May 8, 2008

Lyrically Retarded

New generation rap music.

lil pump ,lil yachty ,lil uzi vert are Lyrically Retarded

by evabmac October 6, 2017