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woman: hey babe, how was work?
man: q
woman: THATS IT, WE ARE DONE, I CAN NOT STAND YOU ANY MORE, IM TAKING THE KIDS AND THE DOG AND WE ARE GETTING THE FUCK OUT, YOU CAN KEEP THE FUCKING HOUSE! GOODBYE!
man: q
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Supposed leader and main source for QAnon. Q posts a myriad of illiterate gibberish ridden conspiracy theories and Q's followers believe them to be an individual with top tier security clearance. Q and their followers believe that everyone who doesn't understand or believe them is a pedophile involved in sex trafficking. They tend to believe as such any opposition should be taken out by lethal force.

Q doesn't exist as the high security clearanced individual and is a group of divorced, overweight, bigoted, drug addled, small wanged male boomers who think up crazy theories everytime they smoke more meth.
If you listen to that Q shit you're going to end up in the mental ward bud.
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man, im not sure why you put the letter fucking " q " into the search bar. either you smashed your keyboard, are stupid, pressed a random key, or are a kindergartener. whatever it is, n o 💀
person one: " q? "
person two: " why the fuck did you just say q? "
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the pinnacle of boredom where the boredom has finally reached the point to where you have lost your job finding new ways to type the original "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm" and "mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq" but you cannot find anymore ways to type a new way before they are all taken
Jon Doe: hey, "/q;apz.wlsox,ekdicmrjfuvnthgyb"
/q;apz.wlsox,ekdicmrjfuvnthgyb: *dies*
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Why use boring Latin alphabet to write letter Q, when you can draw an eye of a needle, a knot, or even a monkey with its tail hanging down?
"Queasy quill quivered quietly."
by MAHBOY99 August 18, 2022
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Q is a 5’6 (ish) muscular hunk with smooth brunet hair and the most lovely eyes you’ve ever seen. He has a contagious laugh, and an infectious smile that once cracked will instantly put you in a better mood. Q is athletic and extremely intelligent, and will never miss the chance to one up you. He’s a workaholic, and puts his time and efforts into creating a successful future for himself, which is a very attractive quality. He also makes time for his friends and has made some of the best friendships through his hobbies and passions. Q is understanding and kind, and takes time to listen and help those he loves and cares about. He is romantic and affectionate, and can give you butterflies with just a whisper. Everyday I feel so lucky to have met Q because I finally feel love like I never have before. He brings out the best in me. There aren’t enough hours in a day or breath in my body to tell Q how much I love him, and I never knew it was possible. I love Q.
Girl: “who’s that handsome guy over there with the contagious smile?”
Guy: “oh that’s just Q. Isn’t he great?”
by tallgrace August 21, 2022
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