pick up your own napkin

Picking up your own napkin is when you can contort yourself in order to suck your own genitalia. This often involves having a couple of your ribs surgically removed. It refers to when you drop your napkin at the dinner table & have to bend over & get it without getting out of your chair

If you can't get a date just stay home & pick up your own napkin!
I decided to just stay home tonight and pick up my own napkin
My wife walked in and I was picking up my own napkin

by Neddy100 December 16, 2013

saw it with my own Larrie eyes

Phrase that is used when Louis and Harry do something loud

The bluegreen lights are real- can confirm- saw it with my own Larrie eyes

by Lucijana28 September 12, 2021

Pull their own weight

It means someone who can actually do what they’re supposed to, they meet the expectations and do their job

Jimmy just got back from the army and he’s going off about how civvies can’t pull their own weight.

by borntalentless May 8, 2018

<.7.9.7.6.>I Know This Is not Death When Individual Mistake Their Own Sincere Muscle On Their Face <.E.N.T.><.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Know This Is not Death When Individual Mistake Their Own Sincere Muscle On Their Face <.E.N.T.><.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Know This Is not Death When Individual Mistake Their Own Sincere Muscle On Their Face <.E.N.T.><.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025

Play ball on their own

When something is top of their game and no-one else comes even close to competing. Παίζουν μάππαν μόνοι τους. First used in the 2020’s by A.Dose

Oh my god. Have you seen the new couture show? Amazing! They play ball on their own!

by Humble Chamomile January 23, 2024

Now's your chance to add your own!

Yes it is

Now's your chance to add your own!

by Just do it man April 13, 2021

snake owned

To be made a fool of; To make a fool of; To confound or prove wrong; embarrasing someone: Being embarrased. to own someone; be owned to extreme conditions.

you are walking by a table in the cafeteria where the hottest girls in your school are sitting. you accidentally rip one really loud. you cannot blame this event on anyone else. u feel like there's a stick of butter sliding its way up ur anus rim, then u shit ur pants. trying to play it cool, u sit down next to the girls. u hear squish. you are snake owned.

by allahiah December 14, 2008