Mus opened the dojo and beat up those POGs in HQ Platoon. If you know anyone who needs it feel free to ask them what time it is and when they respond with 2:30 etc etc, say "It is time to open the dojo."
by Pocha December 04, 2010
when your friend gets angry at you or when the FBI finds out you have been hiding 16 bodies for 17 years.
by REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW October 23, 2022
A phrase used to describe when someone’s pants zipper is down; because in the barn door is the hog (penis).
by CreamyDreamSupreme May 01, 2023
by Ka-Chowder May 11, 2022
A song, story, or other work of art so abjectly depressing that it makes you want to hide all the sharp objects.
I don't know what I was thinking when I decided to put Paula Cole's classic 90s vein opener "Where Have All The Cowboys Gone?" on a mix for listening to in the car. Totally inappropriate.
by Lady Csyde July 26, 2016
by Tannerbarb771 March 19, 2021
Hym "I sat on the one about Open A.I. for a minute too but ya'll wanted to pretend you aren't worse than a motherfucker that sit and play video games all day posting on UD. Could have cornered the market on the shit. Now everyone has it. You thought you were smart and you're a fucking retard. Enjoy. Enjoy reality. It consists of me being better than everyone, indefinitely. China even got it to now. You're welcome President Pooh. If Jordan wasn't a bitch you wouldn't have that."
by Hym Iam May 21, 2023