combo of smartest guy in the room meets sharpest tool in the shed. see those definitions separately as this shouldn't be a combined term. who knew tools were smart. newsflash...they're not and is the person that says this is quite frankly the smartest in the tool shed
by WAKESTAR May 04, 2018
A hammer, a screwdriver, and an adjustable wrench (also called a Mexican socket wrench. With these tools, an Okie can repair most malfunctions on his pickup truck.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
Someone who acts like they do hardcore drugs when in fact they dont, and say that to get attention. Someone who is dirty by nature and acts like a tool to get friends.
by krickett13 December 01, 2010
For men, a term used to describe being aroused by another man or woman to the point of getting a partial or full erection.
That guy, from next door, working on my car always manages to put a serious a tingle in my tool. I'd be happy to show him how to use another kind of tool.
by Happy Wolf December 19, 2006
When you want to call someone a hoe, but you can't because someone important is around, so you just say this.
by OneDirectionMakesMeWantToDie March 28, 2017
by I EAT FURRYS AND CHILDREN September 29, 2020
Having a "Tool In My Box" means that there is a penis inside of your anal canal at that point in time, so if someone were to say "Hey, did Aytuls shove his tool in your box?" it would be asking if Aytuls shoved his penis up inside of your anal canal.
Hey Ashley, may I shove my tool in your box?, Who would like to shove their tool in my box?. May you stick your Tool In My Box?
by CewnBoy January 25, 2019