Verb.
1. To smack, pound, hit or bang a table, pulpit or desk when one is making an emotional argument. Usually used with logic, facts, and reason fail, or when hoes mad. Alternative form of "pulpit pounding."
2. Meaningless yet novel sex; novelty or creativity in sexual intercourse (like having sex on a table) without substance.
1. To smack, pound, hit or bang a table, pulpit or desk when one is making an emotional argument. Usually used with logic, facts, and reason fail, or when hoes mad. Alternative form of "pulpit pounding."
2. Meaningless yet novel sex; novelty or creativity in sexual intercourse (like having sex on a table) without substance.
1. "When you have the facts, bang the facts, when you have the law, bang the law, when you got nothing, bang the table and all I seen today is a lot of table banging!"
2. "My neighbor was totally table-banging some chick yesterday...sounded like they had a lot of fun but he'll have a different girl by next week."
2. "My neighbor was totally table-banging some chick yesterday...sounded like they had a lot of fun but he'll have a different girl by next week."
by Unfiltered Christian January 22, 2020
The act of having sexual intercourse with a partner while having chewing tobacco in your mouth at the same time.
I had a big dip of skoal long cut in last night when I picked up my girlfriend from work so I chew banged her when we got home.
by Klash2 March 27, 2010
Popular term from Lost Girl series...It's when someone sleeps with you under false pretenses. It's the ultimate intimate betrayal.
by akaCesario February 10, 2014
It starts by going through your old yearbook and identifying girls/guys that were hot and out of your league back then. Now that some time has passed and you've grown out of your acne phase you think you are back in their league, so seek them out for a relationship all the while trying to get in his/her pants just for Ol time's sake.
Holy shit you remember that girl Brittany that used to be hot in high school? I just ran into her in LA and yearbook banged her!!
I definitely want to yearbook bang Johnny, our old High school quarterback!
I definitely want to yearbook bang Johnny, our old High school quarterback!
by TheBestEver137 March 18, 2010
Look at that beautiful woman over there. I wish to make Bang-Suck with her. I wanna make Bang-Suck to my English teacher.
by Fishbender May 13, 2008
I heard Michael was hosting a Soju Bang.
Damn, I really wanna sing, but can't get it on without a Soju Bang.
That Soju Bang last night got my head hurting and my throat throbbing
Damn, I really wanna sing, but can't get it on without a Soju Bang.
That Soju Bang last night got my head hurting and my throat throbbing
by PPHal October 25, 2022
During sex, the male knocks the female out with a frying pan in such a way that her orifices constrict around the male's member. In the morning, the female wakes up remembering nothing and the male forces her to cook him breakfast using the aforementioned frying pan.
by MuzzSteve August 12, 2008