noob

an utter nutter

a general insult for online gaming

hey, noob jockey.

what a noob.

by bne ley July 23, 2008

noob

1. Someone who asks an obvious question
2. Someone who asks a stupid question

1.
Comrade_Leskul: How much does a Gold Mine cost?
00Rokor00: noob


2.
Blakhole199: How do u mine 4 fish?
GreenGoblin82: Noob

by fib12345 April 24, 2009

noob

the dumbest word to have ever been created and should seriously just go away.

dude! your such a noob!

wow, shut up dude.

by Mr.Snootybooty April 14, 2009

Noob

A politer word for 'boob'. Used usually when describing two individuals as together 4-evah in a bad way.
Variation: Noobies.

Lilz: Omgz. They're such NOOBS.
Teacher: Did you just call them boobs?
Lilz: 'Course not! Noobs, ma'am!
Teacher: Kay then! Alrightie! Keep it up. :)

by KayI'mKewl March 21, 2011

commando noob

the worst type of n00b, lacks any skill or must hack to look like they have skill.

"Dude you are such a commando noob, 50 to 0, i mean come on"
"God the BR and Plasma Psitol Combo is such a commando noob move"

by HMAR December 7, 2006

stfu noob

A shirt compliment; My, your shirt is lovely today

Why hello there, and stfu noob!

by mikeisnoob October 28, 2004

Noob Tube

Noun.
Despite many saying that this is something specific to Call Of Duty 4 it is in fact a general term for any weapon that is cheap and/or over-powered in any video or computer game, usually a grenade launcher or RPG but also, especially with newer games, can be a shotgun (i.e. Call Of Duty, Half-Life 2, Rainbow 6) at least when up close. Use of it is commonly frowned upon unless used with some finesse or tactical forethought.

Ex.1
Tom: "Dude, I was playing Halo 3 the other day some dude unloaded on me with the Mini-Gun."
Harry: " The Mini-Gun is such a Noob Tube"

Ex.2
Dick: "Gosh that guy just shot me with a Noob Tube."
Tom: "What a Noobish thing to do!"

by Xynocron August 9, 2009