Nike Squirrel

Someone who completely covers themselves in NIKE brand clothing, usually complimenting those who wear NIKE clothes, and reprimanding those who who wear other brands such as ADIDAS. These people often talk about the NIKE products they want to buy, and emphasize significant statements with a "NIKE BOOM!", or simply "BOOM!"

These people may be completely ignorant to things not pertaining to NIKE and or the sports they play.

Guy 1: "Ryan is such a Nike Squirrel."

Guy 2: "I know, yesterday I wore my Adidas shoes and he ranted for like ten minutes on why Nike is the superior brand."

Guy 3: "I swear he gets a new pair every month, and he tells everyone before he buys them."

by Botonist March 10, 2011

niced

pronounced (nik-ed), this term refers to when you have too much nicotine and find yourself unable to stand and feel high for a while after.

guy1: bro, u good?
guy2: yeah I'm just niced, I took too many hits.

by syphen of kek October 2, 2018

nike air jordans

Normally worn by a white guy called Stuart who thinks his black but ain’t.

I wish I could jump Every white guy wearing Nike air Jordans

by The ugly thrush 222 September 14, 2019

nikeel

the dankest bastard you will ever meet will not hesitate to wreck your shit but SUR HE CARES

nikeel is a good pop

by dankestbastard April 23, 2021

Get Nicked

Most group of friends include someone called Nick who is especially retarded. Occasionally other friends display behaviours that are similar to Nick and are rightly made aware of it.

Getting nicked can also refer to having sexual intercourse with someone called Nick, who is undoubtedly suffering with special needs.

Friend 1: I'm sorry for that guys, I didn't realised how retarded I was there.
Friend 2: It's okay mate, we all get nicked now and then.

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Friend 3: I got with a guy called Nick last night.
Friend 4: Get Nicked!

by spoon4479 March 13, 2020

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by benzxp January 27, 2021

nikel

an extremely small penis

Damn, it isnt a cunt, its a nikel!

by Peter Wankman July 30, 2008