Mr. Lord

The formal title of Peter Quill, aka Starlord.

Tony Stark: Alright just get over here. Please? Mr. Lord? Can you get your folks to circle up?

Peter Quill: Mr. Lord. Starlord is fine.

by IrishPotato754 January 2, 2019

mr. mutter

honestly scares people quite a lot. very weird, wacky xd type of earth science teacher. loves star wars more than his job and yells a lot for no apparent reason. some students think he's depressed due to his constant rambling about death and injury. says modern slang too often and thinks he created the dab.

MR. MUTTER : star wars aaaaaaaah xd
STUDENT: call the cops

by salmontoess June 2, 2018

Mr Pillay

He should have been drafted for war as a recon sniper. He has a mighty field of view for electronic devices.

Why have I been called to the office?
'You need to see Mr Pillay'
**Soul leaves body**

by Mr Pillay Enjoyer September 4, 2022

Mr. Leaky

A 500 pound teacher that has a delicacy in his grand canyon sized crack. His delicacy is like a fried piece of butter, crunchy and gooey in the inside with puss oozing out of it.

I saw Mr. Leakys delicacy when he stud up in the class and bent over to help a student.

by carjame April 20, 2022

Zog, Mr.

The world's preeminent manufacturer of surfboard wax, best known for his Sex Wax brand.

Before we hit the beach, I need to stop at the surf shop and pick up some Mr. Zog's for my board.

by eric h July 23, 2004

mr mckay

a fat gay piece of shit who thinks he can control students but just gets laughed at because of his massive belly and wobbly double chin.he really needs to shave his face some day.

mr mckay is a disgrace to loxford high school.

by hey sisterrssss November 1, 2019

Mr. Douchebag

You're a douche bag, do-douche bag
Do-do-do-do-douche bag
You're a douche bag, do-douche bag
Do-do-do-do-douche bag
Hey Mr. Douche Bag, why's your ego so massive?
You know it's 2 AM and it's dark outside. You don't need those s-s-ssunglasses.
Yeah we all remember that hot chic you hooked up with once
Because you went on to brag about it for months and months.
Yeah we all get that you think it's impressive
But ain't nobody impressed with how much you're bench pressing.
Buying Smirnoff Ice for girls half your age,
Telling all your douche bag friends that you "still got game."
Dear Mr. Douche Bag. We all agree that you are a dumb-ass. Why can't you see that?
You're a douche bag, do-douche bag
Do-do-do-do-douche bag
You're a douche bag, do-douche bag
Do-do-do-do-douche bag
Dear Mr. Douche Bag do you find it necessary to shout into your Bluetooth
Or boast about high school rugby
"And I would have went pro if it weren't for my bum knee"

Hey Mr. Douchebag, we all agree that , YOU are a DUMBASS, why can't you SEE that?

by Ebic_Duk June 24, 2022