Mr. Douchebag

You're a douche bag, do-douche bag
Do-do-do-do-douche bag
You're a douche bag, do-douche bag
Do-do-do-do-douche bag
Hey Mr. Douche Bag, why's your ego so massive?
You know it's 2 AM and it's dark outside. You don't need those s-s-ssunglasses.
Yeah we all remember that hot chic you hooked up with once
Because you went on to brag about it for months and months.
Yeah we all get that you think it's impressive
But ain't nobody impressed with how much you're bench pressing.
Buying Smirnoff Ice for girls half your age,
Telling all your douche bag friends that you "still got game."
Dear Mr. Douche Bag. We all agree that you are a dumb-ass. Why can't you see that?
You're a douche bag, do-douche bag
Do-do-do-do-douche bag
You're a douche bag, do-douche bag
Do-do-do-do-douche bag
Dear Mr. Douche Bag do you find it necessary to shout into your Bluetooth
Or boast about high school rugby
"And I would have went pro if it weren't for my bum knee"

Hey Mr. Douchebag, we all agree that , YOU are a DUMBASS, why can't you SEE that?

by Ebic_Duk June 24, 2022

Zog, Mr.

The world's preeminent manufacturer of surfboard wax, best known for his Sex Wax brand.

Before we hit the beach, I need to stop at the surf shop and pick up some Mr. Zog's for my board.

by eric h July 23, 2004

Mr Penguin

Mr penguin is a very famous penguin. He loves to eat fish and cheese. He makes very funny youtube videos by the username coolpersonsoOMG
He is is a billion air! and has been penguin prime minister!

Mr penguin is so cool

by Professional Ubraner June 18, 2017

Mrs. Smartybitch

What you call a dumb fucking bitch who thinks she's really fucking smart, but she's bitchy about it.

Petra: Hey, did you know if you eat carrots, they make you orange?
Chris: Uhhmm... are you fucking stupid, no they don't.
Petra: Yes they do! I asked my doctor when I was 4!
Chris: Holy Fuck! Your dumb...
Petra: It's true, I swear! Your the fucking dumb one...
Chris: ... mhrrmmm... whatever you say Mrs. Smartybitch...

by KU$H August 6, 2010

Mr. Blip

"Mr. Blip is the face icon in halo odst who is a top down weed smokin MOTHA FUCKIN BADASS PIMP who sometimes turns into a giant floating alien thingy

has a nice pimped out ride with underglow and hydraulics and goes down the road listening to electric avenue.

He talks in a really high voice

likes go fish and midget strippers

hes part rocket and dragon from his mom.

he wears sombreros alot

and smokes ciggies while honking his horn (which is the dukes of hazzard horn)

hes puprle

a giant space lizard at times and a giant computer other times

he eats cars

HES SO THUNDER HE CAN SHIT...ACID

hes got the eye of the tiger

he likes to be petted behind the ear

and he loves fuckin MORRIS DAY AND THE TIME"

damn nigga light me up son!

Mr. Blip i love you <('.'<)

by Sticky Penguin September 27, 2009

Mr. Kite

Someone extremely eccentric. Stems from the Beatles song "For the benefit of Mr. Kite".

John: Alex, you've turned into such a Mr. Kite after that party in L.A.

by Prometheus Whist June 5, 2009

mrs. faris

A bitch. literally has 7 kids and doesn't understand things like Single mothers, gay people, people with lives, or people who didn't get married at 18.

Man, I gotta go to Mrs. Faris

by Chooty beek April 12, 2019