When the office concubine trots into work in her beloved club attire, probably from the night before, and it instantaneously induces feelings of nausea.
Lauren is giving me the morning sickness with that tube dress, five inch knock off heels and bad weave.
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by Wind Rain and Lava January 12, 2009
Get the morning ass mug.Look at Chelsea, she just morded all those guys.
James slept with Jen and Jess last night, he went mording.
James slept with Jen and Jess last night, he went mording.
by MordMaster February 10, 2010
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"Hold on honey! *brrrp* Umph! *frapapapapapa* Ahhh. Here you go sweetie, morning breakfast"
"Oh what the Bolshevik!"
"Hold on honey! *brrrp* Umph! *frapapapapapa* Ahhh. Here you go sweetie, morning breakfast"
"Oh what the Bolshevik!"
by Suijen September 26, 2005
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by volcomeskater555 September 8, 2009
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Wife: Did you just..? Oh my God its everywhere, my eyes are burning! You asshole!
Husband: Behold the beauty of morning glory!
Husband: Behold the beauty of morning glory!
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