chalk monster

Someone that snorts on cocaine so much their face distorts and resembles a fugly monster

Jesus christ that chalk monster just had a nose bleed and died

that chalk monster tried snorting my foot

by phil_1001 September 1, 2008

toe monster

A person who sneaks up upon another person and sucks their bare toes.

Brad slide across the floor near Jack's barefeet and right before he licked Jack's toes he shouted, "toe monster".

by Baltsox August 31, 2006

clit monster

A really hungry/horny lesbian.

My bitch was a clit monster last night!!

by doodlegaga July 13, 2010

Mud Monster

When a girl is twerking on a naked man and she sharts on his cock, making it look like a mud monster.

Gurl 1: omg I accidentally gave him a mud monster last night
Gurl 2: omg what happened
Gurl 1: he totally was into it though

by Killerkiwi February 23, 2021

the booty monster

a man whos need for 'the booty' transforms him into a snarling, drooling, uncontrolable booty monster. the only cure, is for the booty monsters prey to give it up.

kelly says no so often that her boyfriend has with-drawls and turns into the booty monster. then theres no stopping him.

by jizzie bean August 11, 2010

Pot Monster

Anyone who joins a tournament who isn't very good at the game played- (s)he most often knows that he is donating to the "pot" or the money won.

He's just a pot monster, don't mind him.

Hey come on, don't be a stream monster and come out and be a pot monster.

by good news September 13, 2010

my pet monster

Really good tv show about a stuffed monster that when you took his hand cuffs off came to life and ate garbage. It only lasted 13 episodes.

My pet monster is a monster of a friend

by batmanrocks May 3, 2005