Mike Garth

The best parody rapper ever. Has hit songs including, "I commute to college"

O my God! its Mike GARTH!!!

by Leandro44 April 2, 2009

Frozen Mike

When a male, named MIKE, eats enough fiber to order to solidfy and pass an excrement larger than two and three fourths of an inch in diameter and a minimum of seven inches in length. Then this excrement must be frozen to a temperture gelow freezing at its core. Once this state is achieved, it must be inserted rectal to become a frozen mike.

i.e.
"Man, that frozen mike I gave my girl last was not five inhes!!!"
"You know fiber really helped my man's frozen mike!!!"

by Smokey The DOG October 21, 2008

Mike Jones

A Mike Jones is a person who sings and or raps saying their name 2 times every 5 seconds, ammounting to high stress levels to whos ears this "sound" may reach

Who? Mike Jones
my name is Mike Jones
i like to rap Mike Jones
Mike Mike Jones who mike jones

by Matt from PV PA April 15, 2006

Mike D

1. Beastie Boy MC from the 1980's 2. Guy from central Ohio who grabs his crotch frequently

Mike mike Mike D Michael michael mike d

by Jimmy Swagger February 6, 2010

mike cock

its a name and a cock. often used to humilate a friend or someone you dont even know.

yo did you talk to mike today?
mike who.
mike cock.

by jose mazza August 5, 2006

Mike Shinoda

Very sexy man-whore who only married Anna to make us all jealous. Has nice long fingers and lifted up his top. Has a Sexy Bunny Hat clan in his honor on the LPMB and should show a bit of appreciation and visit it!!!!!

Also see: SEXY MAN-WHORE

by Sexy Mizzle January 24, 2004

mike portnoy

Greatest. Drummer. Ever. For Dream Theater.

Many people say that Neil Peart of Rush is a better drummer than he is. Fact is, he isn't. You see, Peart is more influetial on his off-beat drumming skillz, but Portnoy has more skillz period. So Portnoy would be the better drummer, Peart would be the better influence.

This is like Jimi Hendrix - Yngwie Malmsteen. Doing a battle.

Jimi Hendrix's skillz, although very great, were not quite as good as Yngwie's. He was, however, a great influence to pretty much every other guitarist in the world.

Yngwie Malmsteen, may be one of the most talented guitarists ever to walk this earth. However, he took all his skillz from the greats before him, and expanded on their ideas.

by deldelda July 29, 2004