Mike Portnoy

Simply put, GOD. Known worldwide amongst drummers for his amazing double-bass grooves and his dynamic style, Mike Portnoy has played for Dream Theater since its beginning. He has also performed with TransAtlantic, OSI, Liquid Tension Experiment, Hammer of the Gods, and others. He's also a great lyricist, and an amazing person.

Mike Portnoy is amazing!

by Jon De Vogel December 01, 2003

Frozen Mike

When a male, named MIKE, eats enough fiber to order to solidfy and pass an excrement larger than two and three fourths of an inch in diameter and a minimum of seven inches in length. Then this excrement must be frozen to a temperture gelow freezing at its core. Once this state is achieved, it must be inserted rectal to become a frozen mike.

i.e.
"Man, that frozen mike I gave my girl last was not five inhes!!!"
"You know fiber really helped my man's frozen mike!!!"

by Smokey The DOG August 26, 2008

Mike Garth

The best parody rapper ever. Has hit songs including, "I commute to college"

O my God! its Mike GARTH!!!

by Leandro44 April 02, 2009

Mike Jones

A Mike Jones is a person who sings and or raps saying their name 2 times every 5 seconds, ammounting to high stress levels to whos ears this "sound" may reach

Who? Mike Jones
my name is Mike Jones
i like to rap Mike Jones
Mike Mike Jones who mike jones

by Matt from PV PA March 08, 2006

Mike D

1. Beastie Boy MC from the 1980's 2. Guy from central Ohio who grabs his crotch frequently

Mike mike Mike D Michael michael mike d

by Jimmy Swagger February 07, 2010

mike cock

its a name and a cock. often used to humilate a friend or someone you dont even know.

yo did you talk to mike today?
mike who.
mike cock.

by jose mazza August 05, 2006

Mike Shinoda

Very sexy man-whore who only married Anna to make us all jealous. Has nice long fingers and lifted up his top. Has a Sexy Bunny Hat clan in his honor on the LPMB and should show a bit of appreciation and visit it!!!!!

Also see: SEXY MAN-WHORE

by Sexy Mizzle January 24, 2004