Max Dresens

Can bench 500 pounds as a freshman and was the main piece to wayland's 2021 freshman teams 10-0 season. yes you heard that right, undefeated

Boy, the Max Dresens sure is an athletic specimen. He's going D1 for sure!

by anonymous November 21, 2022

max (sneeze)

detroit fan who likes ddlc we love you

person 1: heyyy do you know max (sneeze)?
person 2: yes! he gave me discord nitro for free!

by disparitie July 17, 2022

max lag

a far right politician, white supremaciest and leader of the paramilitary group, HOG. often enjoys riding into the northern territory on his harley davidson and hunting down blackies, which he hates. a strong user of anti climax spray and uses at least fifty durex condoms per round.

dude, i think i just saw max lag coming back from his most recent blackie hunt!

by mythical mushroom October 17, 2023

Ella and max

Best couple ever obviously. Everyone wants to be them. They are gorgeous and hot.

“I want a relationship like Ella and Max”

“Omg couple goals”

by Hahahahahahaahshah January 2, 2021

Ninja max

The most stealthy version of max that is always befriending karate raccoons and wearing a ski mask.

I once saw a ninja max surrounded by a horde of rabid raccoons all wearing ninja masks.

by FuriousChocolate July 14, 2020

pulled a max

Pulling a Max is to screw over your friends or do something generally considered dumb among civilized people without reason.

Another use for this term is to describe someone who does something simply to gain attention.

*Cheats on girlfriend who gave him nothing but love and support*
"Oh no, I pulled a Max!"

by akchubbs March 4, 2019

Max brazier

A normal dude definitely not retarded

Hey your a cool guy definitely a max brazier

by Nibbafam September 24, 2019