Matthew

An absolute dickhead.

You see him, he’s such a Matthew.

by Freekthissite July 8, 2020

Matthew

A nerd who got killed in among us first countless times

Wow you dead again you must be a Matthew

by He he he October 31, 2020

Matthew

A fucking amazing jerkbag full of dick head comments like "FUCK"

You are such a Matthew I can't even talk to u.

by HenryEvansWillBeFound May 5, 2017

Matthew

Gaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy

Matthew: hey can you give me money
Anyone: no you are broke and gay.

by Skhiylttcysd September 5, 2018

Matthew Volwes

A massive twat face motherfucker who has no friends

Matt is a twat
Matthew Volwes is the biggest gay boy ever

by William Barber Starkey May 28, 2011

Matthew Low

gay fag who has a poop fetish and loves a girl named Molly Hay. Also has abs so its all good, girls usually want his dick but all he wants is a alaskan pipeline on himself. after a long day of sleeping in and going to the gym, he usually hits up a girl who can bend walls with her curves for a nice alabama hot pocket.

Girl 1: Have you seen Matthew Low?
Girl 2: No I was with him yesterday and all he wanted to do was eat my shit

by LilCheekinGarrett January 9, 2018

matthew roberts

sick rapper and parkour god. takes the piss tho cos he never comes in and it's always when we have rachel. hmmmmm, something a bit fishy going on there mate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"i'm gonna do a matthew roberts today and not come in cos we have rachel."

"look at how good i am at parkour, i'm like a matthew roberts me mate."

by oscarheath1 March 24, 2017