Mario Zepeda

A sexy beast with a bbc cracked at Fortnite and roblox.

Omg Mario Zepeda’s packing like 10 inches😍

by Rizzzgoddddd November 11, 2023

mario

likes to eat musty shrooms and steal bowsers girlfriends also is best friends with a talking paint can, a talking sticker, and a piece of origami also has a very musty stache that looks like a piece of dookie upon his gace

hey it's me Mario and I ate a pingas also my last name is Mario because I'm

an idiot

by prayden bennington221 February 3, 2023

Mario

Mario is a man who has a taste for victory, and a power to freedom. A man with undying will, and a perfect body. A combed moustache, and a customized hat. He'll charm you day by day with his flirtatious "It's a Me!", or "Yahoo Ha-Ha!" He isn't just a gigachad, he's a concept to strive for. Mario jumps high to get what he wants, and you can too. Even in the face of his greatest enemy, he invites them to go race and get drunk. He's a jump-up superstar, a zowie wowie hero, and once you get to know him you'll be hooked on the brother. HUH!!!

Guy 1: "Who the hell wrote the above definition about Mario? It sucks!"
Guy 2: "it's a me."

by Sando Trouton February 4, 2024

Mario

some red plumber dude from a game i forgot the name of

its a me mario

by Creepers cool May 10, 2023

Super Mario Flash 2

A cool game.

I used to play Super Mario Flash 2.

by Debskelly1985 April 4, 2023

Mario López Estrada

What I call pick up artists.

Person 1: Hey, are you a pick up artist?
Person 2: Uhh...yeah.
Person 1: Good...I will call you Mario López Estrada.

by TheGravelOfAnEstrada January 5, 2025

Marios

Mario’s are a great people to be around them they are lazy but they are smart (like a lot) . They can also steal your heart away . They can be as cruel but have a soft heart that everyone can love . They are funny kind and they will always be there when u most need them .

Yo Marios is always there when you need him

by Jack163 November 20, 2021