low key asshole

Someone who may not want to be/act/appear as an asshole, but totally pulls some asshole moves

Man, Eric is nice and all but a total low key asshole when it comes to (insert particular issue here).

by Ew It’s Me January 20, 2019

low, slow & easy

what to think of when your landing a plane on water

Shit bird strike, Well if i can't make it back to the airport i'll have to land on the water
Low, Slow & Easy

by NSAAUSF October 28, 2018

low tide slide

This term refers to the cleaning of your excremental skid marks in the toilet by getting a juicy wad of toilet paper, flushing the toilet, and dislodging the spackle during the minimal amount of time there is no water in the bowl during the flush.

I couldn't leave my ass remnants in the porcelain jungle for my coworkers to see, so i had to do the low tide slide.

by Fiftyslam May 18, 2011

Low brass section

Run. They can be either your best friend or you will be their next sacrifice to the tuba god. They are also the most together as a section with camping, movies and other fun. Feed daily

The low brass is having a sectional, wait, wheres bob?
He fell into the low brass section, who sacrificed trumpets and woodwinds!

by Nunyo_buissness February 4, 2020

low level flattery

Something that although somewhat flattering is a compliment you are not proud of.

Girl 1: Hey, I saw that perv Nick staring at you with his hand in his pants.

Girl 2: That is some pretty low level flattery.

by happilysilent1 June 26, 2015

low level bombing

another phrase for taking a huge dump.

if i dont do a little low level bombing here soon i think that my asshole is going to explode.

by the cbar August 3, 2007

Low milage penis

A penis that is not spread around too thinly.
A penis that shared with very few.
A penis that is used regularly and quite well with minimal partners.

I miss hanging out with Josh so much. That man has the most low milage penis of anyone I've ever been with!

by Lynnerally January 8, 2017